Not everyone takes being snapped with a wet towel in the same way. Crack. Contains very light spanking (I guess you'd call it; if you're actually into spanking this is not the fic for you). I cannot stress enough that this is crack.

Assorted responses to "five things that..." prompts from my friends list. Ship content is pretty mild, mostly just mentions and people having naughty thoughts about one another rather than descriptions of people actually together.

Various things under 500 words, mostly featuring Severus Snape. May contain mature themes, strong language, and slash. Reposted; no longer in the original order I wrote them.

Severus wants to make Lily a special gift of something she saw in a book in the library, but doesn't get the chance to until after they're both dead. It turns out to have surprising properties.

According to Sirius, Lily didn't know too much about James continuing to hex Severus during their seventh year. Well, that's not all she didn't know about, and apparently James has a fetish for a certain spell of Severus's creation...

Severus experiments with a spell he came across while revising for his O.W.L.s. Mention of unrequited Severus/Lily.

Oooooo, Severus, I think she likes you! Features young Professor Severus Snape and Aurora Sinistra with brief mention of past Severus/Lily. Sort of the het equivalent of pre-slash.

Lily decides to get Severus drunk one summer night. Angst thereby incurred happily resolves itself into, uh, happiness.

Albus Severus is a right little geek, he is. (Written in 2008 and not Cursed Child-compliant.)

Lily shares some of her young sexual curiosity with Severus, but that may not have been the best idea.

Severus has learned that Dark magic can burn away his imperfections, but can he convince Lily to see it his way?

Best friends? Maybe so, but clearly there have been some other thoughts occurring on both sides as well. Severus/Lily.

Who's watching who in class? A secret note may tell the tale. Severus/Lily.

Lily is captivated by the idea of Severus singing and finds that the thought makes studying rather difficult. Set in the spring of their fourth year. Kinda fluffy.

Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...

A bit of crack in response to a strange summary. Incorrectly brewed potions can give strange results!

What it says on the tin. Sprang from a conversation with melusinahp on Livejournal about what I would wish a hypothetical eighth book focusing on Albus Severus to be like. Unbetaed. Written in 2008 and not Cursed Child compliant.

A little scene from Severus's POV after the conversation with Draco that Harry overhears in "The Unbreakable Vow" HBP Ch. 15 .