It's so good to be back! I'm sorry I haven't written anything in *forever*, I just found out that there is life after computers! ^_^ Anyway, they really need to put a fluff category on here. Neville writes a letter to Santa on Christmas Eve.
With Wormtail gone, Voldemort looks for someone else to accompany him in his songs. He volunteers Snape, who does quite a bit of butt shaking in this fic. ; ' ) ~kicks computer~ Screw the freaking formatting.
Voldie's advice column in the Daily Prophet. I'm sorry it's been so long! ; ' )
I got a hold of Rita Skeeter's column. Well, several, actually. WARNING: This story may cause excessive groaning, vomitting, or just the general urge to kill the author. ; ' ) I was both bored and sleep-deprived when I wrote this. Proceed with caution.
Everyone's favorite Dark wizard, accompanied by Wormtail, sings Barbie Girl. ; ' )
Snape rants about - aw, heck, what the title implies. ; ' )
What was Tom Riddle's average day like? Short and pointless. ; ' )
Hehe. Potions class messes up, and Snape gives a performance as punishment. ; ' )
Neville gets his say. Snape gets what he deserves. I get a headache from the stupidity of this fic. ; ' ) If the formatting's messed up, tough noogies. Blame the paper clip. ; ')
Sort of like James' Big Debut. Harry gets detention, but Snape gives him detention that nobody deserves. And nobody hate me because I used BS' song! ::ducks the flying tomatoes::
Yep, another one in the same 15 minutes. I hate this one, but I'm posting it anyway. ; ' ) Please read, at least.
Exactly as the title implies. Short and cute.