A short Snarry fic in first person. Snape finally does something about his desire to be with Harry. Rated M for slash.
Harry knows nothing of what has been going on just under his nose. Luna Lovegood knows more than she lets on, and he may have an unknown relative living less than a block away. In Harry's sixth year, he will discover what is REALLY going on.
Hogwarts is in trouble, and this time it's up to Remus Lupin to stop the mayhem.
Hello all! Lord Voldemort here, trying to tell you all to GET OFF YOUR BUTTS NOW AND STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
OH NO! I HAVE A TOOTH ACHE!