UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY REASON TO THINK THAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT HARRY POTTER. And if you don't review I will send my undead minions after you.
Satan has a cheesecake fetish. and there's some Harryevil slash, I guess. but Harry's not into it. innyhoo, it's kind of creepy and I suggest the nontwisted ones turn away.