What happens when two girls from the muggleworld who are aware of the works of J. K. Rowling and the "Potterverse" got accepted into Hogwarts? And what if Snape is also aware of what these two girls know? Will Madam Hooch know about the three's secret?

Severus wanted her ever since. He just don't know how to show her.

A parody of the song "Telephone" by Lady Gaga. Rolanda gets tired of always being owled by a certain person who has a doe for a patronus. I suck at summaries. Don't forget to leave a review... please? With cherries on top?

What happens when a very obsessed fan of SSRH gets too much absorbed into their world? What would Rolanda and Severus do to her as soon as they meet her? And when will Jo Rowling have enough of therapy? R&R would be lovely... just like MnM's :

What happens when our dear Rolanda gets a hold of a muggle contraption? What is it called again? A toplap? And guess what things she found out... And how come Severus know how to use one? SSRH goodness! Chap2 is up! R&R please.:

Rolanda thought it's a good idea to pair the odd-ones-out in the staff. This is what happened before Lockhard got obliviated. No slash. SS/RH; ST/GL; a little AD/MM