The five dates that got Lily to James. (Alternatively: Five nights juxtaposition really does James some favors.)

Lily Evans is the protagonist of the hugely popular comic franchise 'M'. She just doesn't know it. James Potter would really like it if he could stopped being pulled into his mother's fictional universe and a good night's sleep. Is that too much to ask? (Super loose 'W' retelling, don't expect a lot)

(excerpt) Petunia shares a cigarette the night before her wedding outside of her parent's house with a wizard of all people. And he doesn't know what he's bloody well talking about.