As a child, Harry's uncles taught him a variety of skills, particularly the love of the art of pranking. In fact, given a barrel of peach jam, a crate of monkeys, and a few hours to prepare he could have Hogwarts on its knees. He called it plan Mongoose.

Dumbledores' plans failed, Hogwarts was lost, and Voldemort's subjugation of Britain was complete. After a decade of sitting on the sidelines, Harry Potter returned to kill the man who had been screwing up his life since day one.

The war is over, but the past is not something easily forgotten, not by people who had lived in the darkness for too long. The stage is set for a revolution. Post DH, OCs. Rating for death, swearing, violence, and all that fun stuff