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The Ultimate Undesirable

  • Quidditch Calendar August

    WARNING MATURE CONTENT: SMUT. Femslash fantasy. Luna L/Angelina J. Post war Harry and his group of friends decide to find a large group of previous Hogwarts quidditch players to post for a quidditch calendar in hopes of raising money to rebuild the Hogwarts pitch! Everyone enjoys a different month for a different reason. Or is it the same reason? What do we have for August?

  • Quidditch Calendar July

    ADULT CONTENT: PWP/Smut Post war Harry and his group of friends decide to find a large group of previous Hogwarts quidditch players to post for a quidditch calendar in hopes of raising money to rebuild the Hogwarts pitch! Of course everyone is going to enjoy a different month for a different reason. Or is it the same reason? What do we have for July?

  • More Than A Snog

    MATURE WARNING. Smut/light DDLG kink. What are the odds Pansy Parkinson and George Weasley would randomly come across each other in a muggle club. Can a drunken snog by people on opposite sides of a war really lead to more? Or will it continue the same endless cycle of a secret not so short fling until one of them finds it in them to break it off?

  • The Eighth Year Yule Ball

    Students return for their eighth year of Hogwarts to make up for the battle riddled seventh year. It just happens to be time for another Triwizard Tournament that gives them all the opportunity to experience such a special event once again. They all want that fun chance, and plan to take it. Even Harry if he can manage pursuing the only person he has any interest in. 1st person POV

  • Head or Apples?

    WARNING: MATURE ADULT CONTENT. Drapple with Drarry dreams. Crack fic smut. 7th year ONE SHOT. Where all Draco has in the beginning is his apple while he struggles through loneliness and all the emotions a Slytherin prefers not to address. Especially when part of it is a desire for the Golden Boy.

  • Savory Applesauce

    WARNING MATURE CONTENT: Crack Fic! Established post war Drarry Drapple smut! Has Harry Potter ever turned down a challenge from Draco Malfoy? Where does applesauce come into the play? By going in places in should not go. A fucked up joke gone wrong. Or is it right? ONE SHOT/Drabble

  • Quidditch Calendar June

    WARNING: MATURE CONTENT. Slash. Implied relationships. Post war Harry and his group of friends decide to find a large group of previous Hogwarts quidditch players to post for a quidditch calendar in hopes of raising money to rebuild the Hogwarts pitch! Of course everyone is going to enjoy a different month for a different reason. Or is it the same reason? What do we have for June?

  • A Birthday Snog

    Fluff. Pansy and Draco are out celebrating his birthday by pub crawling in muggle London! Can alcohol create familiar faces? Of course what are the odds of that... Complete drabble. May lead to more separate stories but this itself is finished.

  • Nott A Longbottom

    WARNING ADULT CONTENT: SLASH. A year after the war Neville walks into an unexpected relationship with unpopular Slytherin class mate Theodore Nott. He is a very different man than people think and Neville thinks it is finally time to take their relationship to the next level as the man takes a big step in his own life by graduating. However it seems Theodore may not agree. ONE SHOT

  • Midsummer Celebration

    WARNING ADULT CONTENT. Hermione/Remus take a trip to Sweden to celebrate Midsummer for more reasons than one! To celebrate a variety of culture, and make the most out what is claimed to be one of the most powerful and magical days on earth even in the wizarding world, with their family and friends. Established relationship and A/B/O smut. Lots of fluff. Remus lives AU post war.

  • The Arcane Hydra

    WARNING MATURE CONTENT. Druna one shot! NO romantic relationship but sexual activity together. A prologue for my Best Mates with Benefits dronarry triad. Luna is Draco's best friend and while he is trying to decide what to do with his post war life Luna suggest the BDSM club she is a member of as a place for him to relax. He will go and try it out but is it a place he will fit in?

  • The Lost Icon

    MATURE CONTENT: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE NOT involving main characters! Just discussed with a original character. What happened to Regulus Black and how is he discovered? What are the odds that one Charlie Weasley come across the Lost Black in Romania years after the war at a muggle gay pride event where the man has become a true LGBT icon to the community?

  • She Weasel Problems

    WARNING MATURE CONTENT: DRARRY with Pansy/Ginny. What's worse than waking up during 8th year in someone else's body when you are just trying to lay low and get through the year? Waking up in Ginny Weasleys body of course. What problem could there possibly be in that besides maybe a slight identify issue?

  • Quidditch Calendar May

    WARNING MATURE CONTENT: Implied Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley Post war Harry and his group of friends decide to find a large group of previous Hogwarts quidditch players to post for a quidditch calendar in hopes of raising money to rebuild the Hogwarts pitch! Of course everyone is going to enjoy a different month for a different reason. Or is it the same reason? What do we have for May?

  • Bulgarian Bludger

    MATURE CONTENT. Krumione pairing. Ron Weasley bashing. Harry is in his first Quidditch World Cup in 2002. Of course Hermione goes out to support him and the team. But can she survive the game with Ron around while things are thrown in her face? Does Krum just happen to be in the right place at the right time? Or could there be more buried below the volcano of emotions?

  • Quidditch Calendar April

    WARNING MATURE CONTENT: SMUT. Fred/Hermione/George. NOT TWINCEST. Post war Harry and his group of friends decide to find a large group of previous Hogwarts quidditch players to post for a quidditch calendar in hopes of raising money to rebuild the Hogwarts pitch! Everyone enjoys a different month for a different reason. Or is it the same reason? What do we have for April?

  • Best Mates with Benefits

    MATURE. Future TRIAD. Can friendships can be measured? Ron and Harry are pretty sure because best mates sleeping together has to be as close as you can get right? What happens though when Draco Malfoy oddly comes into Harry's life once again at a BDSM club? Is it the end of the benefits? The friendship? The closeness? Or is there still more room for more in their friendship?

  • The Tale of the Golden Trio

    WARNING: Nothing but angst. HEAVY angst. Main Character Death, murder, and SUICIDE. Mental health problems. It's not for the light hearted and is really meant for a good cry. Not focused on ships. COMPLETE What happens when the trio can't move past the trauma of war? Nothing heart break and an old story retold.

  • Chocolate Pony

    WARNING: MATURE ADULT CONTENT. Ron/Blaise pairing. You have been warned. An 8th year at Hogwarts post war fic. They all share a common room, are getting over the past, and trying to live a little. What could happen right? A one shot for now unless people seem really interested or I just feel like starting the next chapter one night. I do have a vision so it is possible.

  • Stuck Senses

    WARNING: ADULT CONTENT! In the mist of the 2020 pandemic the wizarding world is left with a dire and unknown future as Covid-19 makes it's way into Europe. Hogwarts ends up on quarantined leaving students, professors and a Luna stuck at the school. How long will anything last and what will anything become? No one knows so it is a open ended ONE shot Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood