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  • Bearing Your Burden

    When Harry Potter is dying from Nagini's bite at the outskirts of Godric's Hollow and the war seems lost, Hermione Granger decides to use a spell to exchange his fate to hers. After the future is blown away, Hermione Potter is born to Lily and James Potter: the new Chosen One, with the clues to the future sleeping safely inside her mind. SSHG.

  • Ronald Weasley's Matchmaking Services Inc, or, The Red-headed Cupid

    Ronald Weasley attempts matchmaking. Perhaps he'd have better luck in a matchbox factory? Beware of Hagrid's bowel movements. SSHG one-shot.

  • Wild Western Wands

    Who shot the Sheriff James Potter? Was it the jealous Doc Snape, the evil Deputy Sheriff Sirius Black, or someone else entirely? Did someone shoot the sheriff but perhaps they didn't shoot the deputy? Find out. One-shot. Ridiculous, because I am. Wild West AU, Americanized Harry Potter, and many other silly things.

  • Ronald Weasleyn parinmuodostusapu ky, tai: Punahiuksinen cupido

    Ron Weasley toteaa Hermionen ja Kalkaroksen tarvitsevan apua romantiikan alalla. One-shot.

  • Six

    Post-war, post-Hogwarts, adult!Hermione. SS/HG-romance, one-shot. No angst here, just good feels, romance and fluff, and the meaning of number six.

  • The Twelve Days of SSHG-Christmas

    The Twelve Days of SSHG-Christmas. This is not a great artistic triumph and there are no rhymes or songs here. Merely a lighthearted pre-Christmas one-shot for all the fellow SSHG-shippers. And a fire in the Gryffindor Christmas tree (nobody bothered to conjure any partridges or pear trees)

  • The Marriage of Severus, Lord Prince and Lady Hermione Granger

    Medieval AU, post-war one-shot: the court of King Albus of Anglia as gathered to celebrate the end of war against the Franks. SS/HG.

  • That Never Happened

    "That never happened, Ron!" Very short and slightly silly one-shot, dialogue only. SSHG

  • Dumbledore's Dismay

    Post-war Dumbledore's portrait is not at peace. One-shot.

  • The Destiny of Cuthbert Binns

    Post-war sadness and ghosts. Angsty one-shot. Or actually two versions of the same story: the first one without SSHG, the second one with SS/HG.

  • So Anyway, These Three Death Eaters Walk Into a Bar

    Lame jokes, cursing, a ridiculous AU, short one-shot. SSHG: if you don't like the 'ship, don't read.

  • Where Lovely Lavender Blooms

    SSHG. A bit sad and short one-shot after the war. TW's: domestic violence, abuse and character death, but NOT in SS/HG.

  • The Dark Lord receives a letter

    The Dark Lord receives a dream, a letter and a photograph. A (fortunately) short one-shot. Includes privates, foul language, bad humour and a brief guest appearance by Ron Weasley's bare arse. Friendship ain't magic here, folks.

  • Professor Sybill Trelawney's Paths

    Professor Sybill Trelawney's makes predictions close to the end of the fifth year. One-shot. SSHG: if you dislike the pairing, don't read.

  • The Superglued Naughty Beautification Potion

    An accident in Professor Slughorn's Potions class creates two new, highly unlikely heroes with a new power. Can the duo beat the Evil tyrant? Could the Power-He-Knows-Not be the Superglued Lus... Naughty Beautification Potion?

  • In the World Where Things Went Right II

    A second world where things go right. A short(-ish) tale of true love. SSHG-romance with a few familiar faces, some light fluff and mild Lily-bashing. One-shot.

  • In the World Where Things Went Right

    Hermione Jean Granger was born September 19th, 1959, and her family moves to Cokeworth, close to Lily Evans and Severus Snape. In the world where things are better, wonderful things can happen. SSHG. Contains Lily-bashing and more fluff than sixteen litters of baby bunnies.

  • Ronald Weasley Doesn't Understand

    A story where Ron Weasley doesn't understand. SSHG. Contains Ron-bashing. Don't like? Just don't read.

  • An empty clearing in the Forbidden Forest

    Seven months after the Final Battle, Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest alone. One-shot, angsty and a bit sad.

  • So anyway, these two Dark Lords walk into the Room of Requirement

    One-shot: Voldy, Dumby and the Room of Requirement, with some SSHG thrown in. One-shot.