THE KIND OF SECRET ROOM THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT HAS BEEN OPENED. THE STYROFOAM MONSTER HAS BEEN RELEASED. The long-awaited sequel *cough* to Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Novelty Rubber Chicken!

Dumbledork peered at Harry over his half moon glasses. “Harry, Voldesmurf has stolen the philosopher’s rubber chicken!" "What?" said Harry incredulously. Dumbledork poked him. "Well, what are you waiting for? Go and make a parody out of it!" Completed

Oh noes! Jocular Brown has escaped from the wizard prison Azkabanana, and even the creepy Dementopeels can't find him. Will Harry be able to save the day once more ? And why does the new teacher, Professor Foxglove, enjoy eating puppy chow so much?