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  • The bet

    By desteptozaur • Updated: 23 Feb 2015 • Published: 16 Feb 2015 • 2 Chapters • 1,038 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    When Jacob and Emmett discover Vladimir and Stefan will be visiting, they make a bet. Involving french maid's outfits annoying music and much more.

  • Emmett annoys Renesmee

    By desteptozaur • Updated: 16 Feb 2015 • Published: 16 Feb 2015 • 100 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    Emmett sings Frozen wrong.

  • How Twilight should have gone

    By desteptozaur • Updated: 16 Feb 2015 • Published: 16 Feb 2015 • 169 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • Completed

    Edward is dangerous and he has to let Bella know.

  • How to annoy Vladimir and Stefan

    By desteptozaur • Updated: 16 Feb 2015 • Published: 16 Feb 2015 • 328 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Pretty much what the title says. Inspired by: Your Regular Belle

  • Emmett the hunter

    By desteptozaur • Updated: 16 Feb 2015 • Published: 16 Feb 2015 • 140 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    Emmett goes hunting during BDP2