Vernon is threatened in a way that can get through his thick skull

The title is "The Answer" but the question is, “How could we lose?” Even though Voldemort was still roaming the countryside, seventh year was starting to look up. Harry was excelling in his training and had even been accepted into the Order and Auror trai

This is a parody based on the song "Billy Joe McGuffrey" from "Jonah: A Veggietales Movie". I put in a second parody. (No duh...) This one is much more dramatic. Based on Chad Kroeger's "Hero" from Spiderman. Please RR. Thanks.

Harry, 16, has just barely escaped with his life in a rough battle with Lord Voldemort. He finds himself in a rural community, totally disoriented. He collapses outside a church where services are just letting out. A grandfather catches Harry and decides