A life-changing surprised draws Edward from his independent life in Olympia to the miniscule town of Forks. Though frustrated at first by the roadblocks that keep him from returning to his chosen lifestyle, he soon finds himself being seduced by the charms of the life he never wanted and a certain prickly woman he can't seem to stay away from.

A Wincestuous one-shot for my favorite Duck, inspired by Sam being a little b*tch and sitting at the other f*cking table.