Itachi wakes up in a apocalypse after being killed. Shortly after he is joined by Kisame. What happens next? Now a chaptered story! Warning: Overpowered Itachi and Kisame.

Gaara is a mutant, his father hates him, his siblings ignore him. The voice in his head makes him kill, and he enjoys it. One day he is hunted by two brothers, after fighting them, he takes refuge in a mansion. He doesn't notice the sign; Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. AU for Naruto, spoilers for XM:DOFP. Rated T for violence, blood and Gaara's dad being a bastard.

Once he was handcuffed, Ugly no. 1 walked him down a hall to the brig, before they pushed him into a cell, Nico managed to ask "Where am I, just so I know" 'Ugly no. 1' raised a eyebrow "Don't you know? You're on the U.S.S Enterprise" rated T for violence and language. Minor ST:ID spoilers. -Complete-

The young boy in blue clothes stared at the redhead in front of him in disbelief. "Wait, your saying I am where?" the other boy grinned widely "Neverland, I said your in Neverland" 'Lucky' shook his head, this day was about to get weird. Stupid black Cathar walking in front of him yesterday. -Oneshot- first attempt at crack.