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  • Asylum

    By HyperKat • Updated: 11 Dec 2004 • Published: 13 Sep 2004 • 3 Chapters • 4,985 words • 0 followers • Drama/Suspense • Oliver W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    When Oliver Wood wakes up in an asylum as a murderer and rapist with no memory of what he's done or why, he'll have to fight to keep his life and his sanity, if he hasn't already lost them both. Rating for language & adultsexual themes. PLZ RR!

  • The Salmon Spewing Seeker!

    By HyperKat • Updated: 19 Feb 2003 • Published: 19 Feb 2003 • 683 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., George W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Critics are calling it…. “Retarded!” & “Five Salmons Way-Way-Up!” & “Hey, where’s my thong?!”...just read it ^^;

  • When the Script is Thrown Away

    By HyperKat • Updated: 20 Jan 2003 • Published: 25 Jul 2002 • 5 Chapters • 11,785 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Crazed reporter stalking crazed students at the crazed Hogwarts school. Brain issues. Harry & Draco= Incest...? Someone has a score to settle with Harry Potter.A lot of Oliver Wood & Sean B.!

  • Interviews in the Bathtub

    By HyperKat • Updated: 30 Dec 2002 • Published: 8 Aug 2002 • 3 Chapters • 3,091 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., George W. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    What happens when you put an eccentric reporter and a member of the Hogwarts school in the prefects bathtub alone except for the hundreds of screaming audience members? Who is being interviewed you ask?1st -Oliver Wood.2nd episode-Draco. 3rd-Hermione!!!!!

  • Hermione in Wonderland

    By HyperKat • Updated: 25 Nov 2002 • Published: 26 Sep 2002 • 2 Chapters • 2,279 words • 0 followers • Humor • Hermione G., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Hermione + A white boy with crushed up smarties = The adventures of Hermione in Wonderland!!! PLEASE R/R!!! ((noooo, this is not a parody to Alice in Wonderland, you fandoozledork.))

  • Dude, Where's My Dad's Car?

    By HyperKat • Updated: 25 Nov 2002 • Published: 1 Sep 2002 • 3 Chapters • 3,473 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • George W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    After a night of severe partying, our favorite trouble makers, George, Fred & Lee, must look for Lee's dad's car, so they can look at it. O.O And look at it....O.O IT BURNS!!!!!!!! (please r/r) ((hehe..Snape's in a thong...))

  • Real Friends

    By HyperKat • Updated: 19 Sep 2002 • Published: 19 Sep 2002 • 1,316 words • 0 followers • Romance/Drama • George W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Lee Jordan is finally beggining to know love, and is seeing that there is more to life than jokes and pranks. He's never been happier! So why are the twins trying to take that all away?

  • The Night the Big Green Monster Came Into Hogwarts

    By HyperKat • Updated: 18 Sep 2002 • Published: 18 Sep 2002 • 209 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ron W., Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Hehe, what can I say? I got such good reviews on “The Day A Big Green Monster Came Into Hogwarts”, why not a sequel?? Hehe.

  • Where Did My Friend Go?

    By HyperKat • Updated: 17 Sep 2002 • Published: 27 Aug 2002 • 3 Chapters • 3,686 words • 0 followers • Drama/Angst • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    When tragedy strikes and leaves Harry hurt & alienated, he finds help from someone who would normally cause the pain. CHAPTER 3 IS UP!!!

  • Bloody Americans

    By HyperKat • Updated: 16 Sep 2002 • Published: 26 Aug 2002 • 2 Chapters • 2,937 words • 0 followers • Humor • Draco M., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    What happens when a bunch of Americans and your favorite characters from Harry Potter switch lives??? 0.o ((changed the name from Stupid American Kids to Bloody Americans, just in case your wondering. :-) ))

  • Heroes of Hogwarts

    By HyperKat • Updated: 31 Aug 2002 • Published: 26 Aug 2002 • 2 Chapters • 1,700 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    **dramatic background music**What does it take to be a hero? *looks around at the school's new heroes* **music stops**Apparently not much...

  • The Day a Big Green Monster Came into Hogwarts

    By HyperKat • Updated: 13 Aug 2002 • Published: 13 Aug 2002 • 26 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    A monster has invaded Hogwarts! Oh, no!