A dangerous thought of the potions master. It leaves him with a very gloomy, very foreshadowing, cloud over his head. One shot thing with no pairing, or alot of them and it's just all very vague.
He had ruined her! Hermione trusted him with her hair and Draco just has to ruin it. Rated only for language and a tad bit of steam.
Severus was highly irate, at both the antics of Sirius, who was inebriated, and the stupidity of Miss. Granger, clueless and sporting tiny dancing reindeer on knickers. Christmas was supposed to be a solitary affair in his opinion. SS/HG SB/HG
On the rare days that Severus Snape has a day off. "Just because he was a bloody bastard didn't mean he couldn't have beautiful days." A slight SS/HG. If you squint...
Plausibility and reason has nothing to do with the Marriage Law. Hermione and Sirius seem to have no problem thinking it through. Sirione...eventually. This is a PARODY. Of the common stock fanfics. Not of the pairing.