Molly Sauder is the US' Harry Potter. She has never heard of Bellascello, or anyone else most wizards shudder to speak of. She lives a mysteriously boring life-but that is about to change. Chapter by chapter literally I create a Harry Potter Spoof.

Back before Frank and Alice Longbottom were tortured into insanity, before they had a son named Neville, they attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Follow them to see them progress from teens to powerful aurors. Just read, I'm bad at sums.