Dumbledore has always been a tolerant man. If he could teach and hire a werewolf, why not a vampire? This vampire, however, is searching for something. A mate. SLASH. Draco X OC. Dumbledore, golden trio bashing.

Have you ever wondered why the doors to the UPS trucks are always open? How does it involve the Matrix, Dumbledore, DDR, and John Travolta? Read this story and you'll find out. Funny story. Crack fic. Oneshot. Please R&R