Hermione returns to Hogwarts alone, demanding to be re-sorted after the war changes her in ways no one sees. Determined to have the teenage years she missed, Hermione joins Slytherin. Parties and drunken arguments lead to a legilimency attempt gone wrong, binding Draco and Hermione together. Separating themselves could be dangerous. Dramione. Fluff, smut, and flirty Slytherins.