COMPLETE. Yes, another HGDM fic. Hermione and Draco get Head Boy and Girl. But Hermione starts falling into a deep depression and starts being anorexic. She tries to commit but someone steps in and saves her. Atmptd Suicide, (Happy Ending.)

We all know about the Golden Trio's escapades...what about our darling Draco? Read about all of the years of Hogwarts and what really happened...in Draco's eyes. Romance later, HGD, comedy, adventure, and senseless prophecies.

Severus is obsessing about a certain student, but what will he do when he finds out that she also has feelings for him?

HG/RW, HP/DM (maybe) OC/OW. Snogging. Slash. Harry, Draco (luv dem!) Oliver, original character, herm, ron. French kissing, people nearly dying for one another, and more pairings. Will edit a bit though. PLS R&R!

I have put up the second chappie, people! The second chappie! And, because of requests, I've also put in Snape! *GASP* Snape in thong? *GASP* Snape in love? *GASP* Hermione with long afro? *GASP* Creepy Thin Man? *GASP* BALD DYLAN?!?!?!? Oh, the humanity!

This is PG 13 for my freakiness, but I hope you like it anyway. LOTR crossover. *GASP* Harry in a thong? *GASP* a girly whirly mob? *GASP* Legolas naked? *GASP* Dumbledore gone? *GASP* Who's the new headmaster? *GASP* New dresscode? LOTR crossover

This is my first fan fic, please don't flame me if I suck. Harry Potter plots ways to KILL, HUMILIATE, OR TORTURE Draco Malfoy. Slytherin fans, stay away. PG for sick humor