Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended. Rated M for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references.

Bella Swan knows what she wants, somehow to light her soul on fire. But will she find him before the the search for Mr. Right leaves her feeling cold-hearted? Twilight - OS - Words: 2,000