2020 was an eventful year. Naturally, the most important event was the 40th birthday of one Dudley Dursley. While celebrating this most special of days, Dudley remembers events from the year that prepared him for 2020. Expect self-absorbed and unrepentant Dursleys and stressed-out wizards. Will they all survive the Dark Lord's terrible return, or will they kill each other first?

Albus Severus has a name that surprised many, but few know that his mother is responsible for his middle name. A pregnant Ginny reflects on her odd connection with Severus Snape. [Ginny W., Harry P.], Severus S.