Scorpius and Rose deal with their greatest challenge yet: teen pregnancy. See how their attempts to hide said pregnancy will go when they are in the most rumour centric school in the world as well as being Head Boy and Girl. Sequel to Scorpius Malfoy and the Gingerbread House as well as Scorpius Malfoy and the Wand of the Tomb.

It is a common phrase, but as Scorpius will find out once again, what's dead is never truly gone. Rated T for language and suggestive discussions. Also, I don't own the characters, just the scenario.

Scorpius drags Al away from a wild party happening in the Slytherin Common Room and goes to the Gryffindor Common Room, where he has a very interesting conversation with Rose Weasley. A very hard T for suggestive discussions