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  • Psychic Dark Lord Hotline

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 30 Dec 2001 • Published: 30 Dec 2001 • 1,487 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    This was done for an ACHOO challenge! Involves a can of SPAM named Bob, Cowboy Jim and Cowboy Sue, and, of course, Voldie Woldie. Rather high PG, but you know how these things go.

  • Three Gryffindors in King Arthur's Court

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 7 Dec 2001 • Published: 25 Nov 2001 • 7 Chapters • 10,617 words • 0 followers • Drama • Rating: T • In Progress

    *REVISED EDITION* Yep, that's right. Our favorite Gryffindors have been transported back into the times of Merlin, Arthur...and Jeniva. Yeehaw!...Read, review, or just skip over this and go to the next story, whatever you prefer. Chapter 7 up!

  • Head of Hogwarts Castle

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 10 Aug 2001 • Published: 10 Aug 2001 • 985 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    THAT'S RIGHT! ANOTHER PARODY TO A BNL SONG! Hee hee...this time its Voldie Woldie and his followers singing a pardoy to 'King of Bedside Manor' after they defeat Dumbledore and take over Hogwarts. Has some Monty Python lines in it. Nyah. =P*

  • Year 5

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 2 Jun 2001 • Published: 2 Jun 2001 • 992 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    This is a parody to BNL's song 'Grade 9' which takes place in the Gryffindor common room. Interested yet? No? Darn it!!!!! Flames will be added to the summer heat. Yup.

  • Hot Shots

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 28 Mar 2001 • Published: 15 Mar 2001 • 2 Chapters • 5,339 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Yep, this, well, was a series that was going to be based on METMA challenges, but I only had the inspiration for two chapters. Ah, the humanity of it all.

  • Look On The Bright Side, Harry

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 12 Feb 2001 • Published: 12 Feb 2001 • 862 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Rated PG-13 for one cussword (you can never be too sure!) Anyways, in this fic Ron and Hermione sing 'Always look on the bright side of life' to Harry! It's a Monty Python song. Don't ask. I was hyper when I wrote this. It's funny. Yeah.

  • Voldemort Visits A Psychiatrist

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 6 Feb 2001 • Published: 29 Dec 2000 • 3 Chapters • 2,783 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Voldemort Visits a Psychiatrist, Voldemort's Stay at a Loony Bin, and Voldemort Has a Nervous Breakdown are all in here. Have fun, ye English pigdog! ^_^

  • The Fish and Chips Reaction...

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 24 Jan 2001 • Published: 24 Jan 2001 • 1,684 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Sometimes, it's best to just run away from my METMA challenge entries...this one has little snippets from or inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus and Monty Python's And Now For Something Completely Different, a-HEE!

  • I Wish For...

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 16 Jan 2001 • Published: 16 Jan 2001 • 1,306 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Another METMA challenge entry. Wishes, however, do not abound ^^

  • And This Little Piggy Ran All The Way Home

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 3 Jan 2001 • Published: 3 Jan 2001 • 1,487 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Looking for a METMA challenge with hardly any plot? Well, you've come to the right place...

  • The Graduation Ball

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 29 Dec 2000 • Published: 29 Dec 2000 • 2,037 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Ron W., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Eh. I'm fighting the urge to delete this, but...if you want a cliche R/Hr romance that'll make you go 'SQUEE!', then look here. Just so you're forewarned. Actually, it's not THAT bad, but you know how these things are.

  • Never Wear Green Underwear

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 29 Dec 2000 • Published: 29 Dec 2000 • 497 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Voldemort gives some valuable advice to those going underwear shopping...

  • Cast Aways

    By Ron Weasley's Cutie • Updated: 28 Dec 2000 • Published: 28 Dec 2000 • 2,987 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Just something my strange little mind came up with after a bout of writer's block. Enjoy! ...Or not, whichever.