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Ami the QEFM

  • Hermione Plays the Dating Game

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 24 Jun 2001 • Published: 13 Jan 2001 • 3 Chapters • 13,825 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    *Chapter 3 now up!* Hermione mistakenly gets suckered into playing the Wizard version of "The Dating Game". An entertaining host and even more.. um, interesting bachelors add to the overall humor of the story. PG for some violent answers from one of the c

  • Snape Plays the Dating Game

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 28 May 2001 • Published: 28 May 2001 • 3,821 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Snape falls into the evil clutches of "The Wizard Dating Game". PG for the sheer stupidity of the host, random (and not-so-random) acts of violence from one bachelorette, and other oddities concerning the contestants..

  • Crazy for this Girl

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 24 Apr 2001 • Published: 24 Apr 2001 • 2,233 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry, Ron, and Draco provide vocals for this, erm, interesting songfic (to the Evan and Jaron song of the same title).. Can you guess who they're singing about? ^_^ Predictable, but still kinda cute. PG for a few *interesting* insinuations from Ron (naug

  • Nine Teenagers Rampage New York-

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 29 Jan 2001 • Published: 26 Aug 2000 • 3 Chapters • 14,547 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Wooah this one's gonna be pretty long. Anyway, our fave characters plus some go to NY where they wreck lots of havoc (some more than others though). Ami, Bunny, and Eliza are back in this, as usual. Ugh, i can't think of anything else to say, so please R/

  • The Twelve Days of Harry

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 15 Dec 2000 • Published: 15 Dec 2000 • 627 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    A Songfic to "The Twelve Days of Christmas", Ami Style! Yep, ya might wanna grab a nice cup of cocoa and blazing fire cause this is gonna be a classic. Enjoy and as always R/R!

  • He Loves Me (He loves you not)

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 4 Dec 2000 • Published: 4 Dec 2000 • 1,082 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    Hermione, Ginny, and Cho singing to the Dream song of the same title. Guess who they're arguing about? *grin* It's kind of predictable, but I like it :) Completely OOC, though (but that's what makes it funny!)

  • The Secret that Lies Within

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 22 Nov 2000 • Published: 22 Nov 2000 • 7,391 words • 0 followers • Romance • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A VERY unlikely romance (i've never seen one with these characters before), a little angsty, with sprinkles of drama and humor here and there (cripes, now i sound like Martha Stewart, *perky voice* just add some nutmeg and flour and it's fanfiction!).

  • Parvati's Song

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 3 Oct 2000 • Published: 3 Oct 2000 • 1,324 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • In Progress

    This is a serious filk... *snort* yeah right, me, serious? Anyway, this is my filk (filk? flik? Anyway, it's based on a song, whatever it's called), based on "Adam's Song" by Blink 182. Do NOT read this if you actually like Parvati Patil (are there any pe

  • The Night of One Thousand Harrys

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 17 Sep 2000 • Published: 17 Sep 2000 • 2,731 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    My latest creation, what would happen if Eliza suddenly decided to become a mad scientist? Of course, she does and we get to have a little fun with her creation. PG simply for a tiny amout of language (Bunny's usual amount). I had lotsa fun with this, so

  • The Mystery of the Missing Fez

    By Ami the QEFM • Updated: 7 Sep 2000 • Published: 7 Sep 2000 • 2 Chapters • 7,837 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    We pay a nice little visit to the Burrow, Percy's fez goes missing, so an expedition is began to find Percy's missing fez. What can I say, I was waaaaay full of sugar when i started this. If I get enough reviews, I'll put up part 2 very soon (oh no, not a