Harry seems to periodically do vaguely impossible things. A skeptical Hermione is exasperated. Very little bashing, no pairings currently, and no God-like superpowers. Is supposed to be somewhat ridiculous and absurd, but not a completely outrageous crackfic. Currently featuring a large nose, garlic, and a genderfluid troll.

All things have a purpose, but sentience complicates things. Basically one sided mental dialogue of the main character... which is going to be easy to guess but I kept it slightly confusing on purpose so let me have my fun dammit. American slang used intentionally, some dirty LANGUAGE.

Harry seems to periodically do vaguely impossible things. Hermione is skeptical and exasperated. Very little bashing, no pairings currently, and no God-like superpowers. Is supposed to be somewhat ridiculous, but not a completely outrageous crackfic. Currently featuring a large nose, garlic, and a genderfluid troll.