Title says it all. Please note that this doesn't really belong to a fandom. (I also post comedy oneshots here sometimes.)

A tale of four friends: Parker Abbott, the Gryffindor twin sister of Hannah Abbott, Rowan Tugwood, descendant of potion creator Sacharissa Tugwood in Hufflepuff, Coltan Davies, the younger brother of Roger Davies in Ravenclaw and Adelaide Rutherford, the first Muggleborn to ever be put into Slytherin in decades. Please note these characters are genderbent in my actual stories.