The Universe finally gives Dirk a Goddamn Break. (trigger warnings for hints at past trauma and dumb toilet humor. wow thats some whiplash)

A good olde fashioned fishing trip in the Outback gets interrupted when Demoman comes out and asks Sniper about urban legends. AKA The Author tricks you into learning about Australian cryptids using Swordvan. (Was kinda written as romantic but could be read as platonic)

(Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Spoilers!) Stone wakes up in a forest a few hundred meters from the Death Egg, with a headache. (trigger warning for violence, murder and identity theft) (why the hell is there no action genre here)

In the most screwed up rom-coms of all time, Medic has a massive crush on Heavy, and it's annoying as hell. (Trigger warning for lots of violence, gore, mentions of homophobia, some bad jokes about sex, slight ooc and one explanation about why date-r#pe is bad)