The doctor is this weird alien with two nobs or something, he picks up these girls, fucks them a bit and then inevitably causes their deaths or gets them pregnant. Also, he erased Donna Nobles memories, and that’s not on! These stories are the adventures doctor who had that were too hot for TV, or too fucked up or something.

If you know, you know.

Spider-Man has tried all his life to hide his sexual desires, but now as the world sees more and more of his saucy twink body - his sinful wants will become known to the whole world.

Recently, we discovered the scripts of how they really wanted the Bond films to be. Unfortunately they were too "real" for audiences to enjoy at the cinema, however we have decided to write them up in story format, just for you. Lucky dudes. Enjoy Bond, how Ian flemming really wanted him to be.