Of COURSE dear ol' Voldy's gonna try to expand his empire! Why not in Africa? Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, and Voldemort's pet rabbit (Horrors!) embark on a totally insane trip to the wilds of Africa...Much horror. CHAPTER 6 NOW UP!!!
Pixie Stix, aka Band Crack, comes to Hogwarts! The results are TraumaTraumaTrauma! Rated PG-13 for some almost adult humor.
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Harry Potter-style. Or perhaps Harry Potter, Oscar Wilde-style. A young Severus Snape has a wish granted that colors the rest of his life.