What if Sirius Black hadn't seen the newspaper clipping of Ron with Pettigrew? Would he still have escaped when he did? This is a story about an alternate escape, at a different time...yes, the rating has been upped for swearing in later chapters.

Harry Potter is transported to the rabid world of Pastor Jack Brock and Jerry Falwell...chaos ensues.

This is not a 'prophecy dun dun dun' fic, even though that's what it's called. It's making fun of, oh, everything, therefore a parody. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not as sick as I seem. Just...read and review no matter what you think of it.

We are all capable of evil. We all have a dark side.

Peter Pettigrew is insane. He is slowly being destroyed by his guilt, and he knows that They will never stop hunting. Rating for language and general creepiness.

This is a story about Sirius Black and possibly a slightly different perspective on his time in Azkaban...not quite as depressing as it sounds.