Being Harry Potter is hard, especially when you definitely are someone else. Sometimes, though, there are worse scenarios. Featuring bashing, ships, and more.

For millennia the Sorting Hat has used the same tried and true formula for his job, but in the year of 1991, all of that changes. Friendships are challenged, alliances are shifted, and the passive voice is used too much.

For millennia the Sorting Hat has selected students by the same tried and true method. He sets to change that in the year of 1991.