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  • You Got Served!

    By PercyWood • Updated: 10 Apr 2004 • Published: 10 Apr 2004 • 720 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    How will Harry respond to the challenge of...getting served!

  • Today on Ricki

    By PercyWood • Updated: 5 Apr 2004 • Published: 5 Apr 2004 • 949 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Dark secrets are revealed when Harry appears on the Ricki Lake Show.

  • Champion of the Children

    By PercyWood • Updated: 16 Dec 2002 • Published: 16 Dec 2002 • 312 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Cup a butt...that's what we say here at Hagrid's hut!

  • Towelie Returns to Hogwarts

    By PercyWood • Updated: 21 Nov 2002 • Published: 21 Nov 2002 • 226 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Guess who's back...back again? Towelie's back...tell a friend!

  • The Sorting Hat Revisited

    By PercyWood • Updated: 20 Nov 2002 • Published: 20 Nov 2002 • 186 words • 0 followers • Humor • Albus D., Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Can the sorting hat ever learn to keep its mouth shut?

  • After hours

    By PercyWood • Updated: 19 Nov 2002 • Published: 19 Nov 2002 • 63 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Reason #34555 why you shouldn't wander around after dark...

  • Percy's Room

    By PercyWood • Updated: 19 Nov 2002 • Published: 19 Nov 2002 • 96 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Trust me...you don't want to go in there!!

  • That oh so sexy basilisk!

    By PercyWood • Updated: 19 Nov 2002 • Published: 19 Nov 2002 • 141 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • In Progress

    There are some things about the basilisk you just don't want to know...

  • Towelie at Hogwarts

    By PercyWood • Updated: 15 Apr 2002 • Published: 15 Apr 2002 • 259 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Towelie from South Park comes to Hogwarts!

  • Immortality Sham

    By PercyWood • Updated: 14 Apr 2002 • Published: 14 Apr 2002 • 126 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    The Elixir of Life makes you immortal...or does it??!!??

  • The Secret Couple at Hogwarts

    By PercyWood • Updated: 14 Apr 2002 • Published: 14 Apr 2002 • 308 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Percy W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry, Ron, and Hermione stumble on to Hogwarts newest couple.

  • Picture Perfect

    By PercyWood • Updated: 10 Apr 2002 • Published: 10 Apr 2002 • 162 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Ron W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Harry has had enough of Colin!!!

  • Mistaken Identity

    By PercyWood • Updated: 10 Apr 2002 • Published: 10 Apr 2002 • 125 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: M • In Progress

    Albus is in for the surprise of a lifetime!!!

  • B***h Slappin' Ron

    By PercyWood • Updated: 10 Apr 2002 • Published: 10 Apr 2002 • 240 words • 0 followers • Humor • Ron W., Harry P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Oh...Ron...what are we going to do with you???

  • The Sorting Hat Experience

    By PercyWood • Updated: 10 Apr 2002 • Published: 10 Apr 2002 • 411 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    The Sorting Hat knows ALL sorts of things...

  • Cartman at Hogwarts

    By PercyWood • Updated: 8 Apr 2002 • Published: 8 Apr 2002 • 142 words • 0 followers • Humor • Hermione G., Percy W. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Various scenes with Cartman from South Park in it.

  • Big Gay Wood

    By PercyWood • Updated: 8 Apr 2002 • Published: 8 Apr 2002 • 110 words • 0 followers • Humor • Percy W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    For some reason Wood always reminded me of Big Gay Al from South Park.

  • A Hate Crime at Hogwarts

    By PercyWood • Updated: 8 Apr 2002 • Published: 8 Apr 2002 • 191 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    One of Hogwarts most prominent students is the victim of a hate crime. Guess who?!!!

  • Hagrid is the Anti-Christ!!!

    By PercyWood • Updated: 6 Apr 2002 • Published: 6 Apr 2002 • 83 words • 0 followers • Humor • Harry P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    You think you know Hagrid...but you have no idea....