A young Percy Weasley finally gets to go to Hogwarts. But can he stand it, with the Slytherins, an exuberant roommate, a mysterious disappearing hallway, and worst of all, getting points off? A prePotter Percy fic. On hold, updates sporadic at best.

PG for a couple naughty words. A sort of Xover with Final Fantasy, in which Hagrid starts a new Care of Magical Creatures class with everyone's favorite bird, Chocobos! Insanely short and silly.