Somehow stuck in dark souls, Kaylen, Oscar and loads more characters go on an incredible journey to change the destiny of the chosen undead. Lost Izalith will become found Izalith, mushroom men will attack and Priscilla's tail will be fondled. Warning: Be prepared to joy puke your face off.

If there was ever one thing one wouldn't want to do, its pissing off the Goddess of Sin herself. So how is it that one no name human manages to make it to the top of her list in one night? More importantly, how is it that one human could turn the entire city of Anor Londo on its head? Gods will be bamboozled, shenanigans will unfold and cheeks will be clapped in this epic tale.