In a plot to destroy humanity, the bored, desperate and fearless Lord Voldemort decides to do something no dark lord has ever done before. Join Voldie and his vile companions as they engage in this typical Muggle pasttime.
Let's combine every post Hogwarts 'dramione' cliche & see if people will still read it. Now I bet you're thinking: Why would I want to read a serious story where the author purposely uses a bunch of DMHG cliches? The answer is: got anything better to do?