Try as he might, Seymour's tendency to compare his everyday human experience to plant life cycles didn't go away with distance from his old life. Dialogue-free pining about the best murder woobie and trad wife ship of all time. Happy Ending/Somewhere That's Green AU.

Audrey née Fulquard is unsure of what her wedding night with her new husband will entail. She hasn't exactly had the most fun with past partners, both in and outside of the bedroom. Of course a soon-to-be not virgin Seymour is more of a nervous wreck than usual, too. Will everything turn out okay in the end or is the title a complete misdirection? HIGH T for subject matter.

The last Disney challenge fic! This explores an alternate universe from Audrey's perspective, as she regrets not telling a certain botanical genius how she felt.