Scorch, Malfoy and Harry take on the challenge of seeing which of the things on the lists are bad, and which are not really that bad.

A collection of short storys of trouble at Hogwarts.

What if a fanfiction author actually gets inside a fanfiction? Well, normally the result would be characters being slightly out of character, but add a certified insane fanfiction author into the mix, and you get the Messed up world of Harry Potter.

Harry attempts to intercept the postman, but stands on something squashy.

Argus Filch, former master sergeant of the United States army, current caretaker of Hogwarts launches his own defense of the castle, inspired by the Viet Cong he fought in Vietnam.

In an act of stupidity, the author forgets that it's Sarah's birthday, so he conscripts Ron, Harry, Neville and Draco to help him plan a birthday party, but Lord Voldemort has other plans. Rated T to be safe. Insanity fic