The first Horcrux was invented by Herpo the Foul, as was the first Basilisk. Here, coming to you from Jillian Lestrange, is the pureblood version of what happened to this first basilisk and Horcrux. Purebloods who read this should particularly understand the connection between Muggle-borns and dark magic.

It's the best kept secret of Hufflepuff house. It's the history of their house ghost, the Fat Friar. It's the McDonalds hidden in Hogwarts. It's pure stupidity. This is the "true" story of the Fat Friar, and why he's not really a Friar, but a Fry-er.

A revised version of the Tales of Beedle the Bard, written by Beatrix Bloxam. Instead of filling children's minds with evil, they fill their minds with happy thoughts, preserving their innocence. Or they just make children want to puke.