"James, you have… how shall I put this… You have an unhealthy obsession with Lily Evans, mate. And it's kind of freaking us out." His smile returned, and he gave an undignified little squeal. He clapped a hand over his mouth, his smile being replaced with a look of alarm. "See, that little squeal you just did. I think this classifies as an UNHEALTHY OBSESSION."
One time, James impressed Lily. He was completely unaware of this, actually. It wasn't done on purpose, and wasn't planned. James wasn't even aware that Lily was present during thus impressive moment. But nonetheless, it had happened, and Lily couldn't ignore it. {Written once upon a time on Tumblr when BC Daily wanted drabbles. I think. This thing is pretty old.}
"He chose his path- the wrong one. You chose yours- the right one. You can mourn his decision, love, but it won't change it Lils." While on a mission for the Order, Lily and James cross paths with someone they once knew.
I got sick of the "You're not Sirius, I am!" jokes that people put into their stories, so after finding an awesome pic, I wrote a story with a different pun. It turned out rather funny! Please review!