The first time Rolf had his heart broken, he drowned himself in Tequila Sunrises, served by Hannah, red-eyed and just as heart-broken. And sitting next to him had been a blonde, drinking not just Vipertooth Vodka but Peruvian Vipertooth Vodka!

Ever wondered what Pansy's parents were like? Welcome to Genevieve and Adolphus Parkinson; 5- 100 word drabbles around this less well-known couple. "Look over there..." The first time Genevieve had seen Adolphus Parkinson, it had been forgettable...

Pansy is just friends with Draco...but she wants more. And he likes her more...but only in private. There's also a case with an ex in...GRYFFINDOR! And of course, the Dark Lord throws some problems, that halfdead bast. R&R

A reationship develops between Sybill Trelawney and Firenze. A lovehatelust relationship. Oneshot and done partially for a dare of sorts. I tried to make it sensible. Slight HBP spoiler. R&R

This takes place long ago, before Hogwarts was built, and attempts to explain (in later chapters) about the rivalries, and personalities of the founders.

A little christmassy fan-fic about Hermione and Ron. Ron buys a very meaningful christmas present for Hermione. Will she understand it?

A little poem about Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson

Vastly over-rated. Mixture of many long fairy tales, which are twisted (no duh!). Is pro-slytherin. With my attempt at black humour.

A glimpse at Pansy Parkinson, her past and her thoughts, in the last moments of her life.