In which Dib, after killing Zim and taking his PAK (so, Zib), decides to pull an uno reverse and infiltrate the Irken Empire instead, because if the Earth wouldn't give him the recognition he deserves there's still the rest of the universe to look forward to. Zim is dead but makes his first appearance anyways on ch3. POV alternates.

No friends? Not a problem. If you are a horcrux with magic as strong as Harry's, with just a bit of luck you too can make yourself a twin. Harry's is kind of evil though, and keeps refusing to be called Tom. Weird guy.

Tom Evans (who somewhat plays the role of Albus Potter) is known as the first muggle to ever discover the Wizarding World intentionally, and the first muggle to ever become a member of the Wizarding Society. He gets adopted by none other than Harry James Potter, becomes Tom Valerian (who's Valerian?) Potter, befriends Scorpius Malfoy, and discovers hidden family history.

How is a Rubber Ducky used by our fellow muggle friends? What secret does a Rubber Ducky withhold? We may never understand muggles and their mysterious ways, but we can place a few accurate and reasonable guesses. APPROVED BY MINISTRY OF MAGIC.