What happens when a certain padfooted marauder has too much time on his hands? He decides to try and finally snap the only one in their group who never shows any extreme expressions, that's what happens. contains minor SB/RL slash.

Draco had been expecting his son to be home alone, still asleep. And while he did find the teen sleeping, Scorpius was nowhere near alone. And thus, chaos ensues. One-shot, AS/S pairing, livid Draco, implied nakedness.