She’s sexy, powerful, and through a night of communal fiery passion and a bizarre mating accident, she’s directly related to Albus, Snape, Voldemort’s twin brother, some American billionaires, a toaster, and Sirius. Don’t ask, just read and review.

Summer is almost over, and Snape is going back to hogwarts. This time, though,there's a catch. He's a special detectivespy for the Ministry of Magic. The babes all adore him. Could things get interesting? Naaaahhh.