We've all heard of My Immortal, but what if it wasn't a story about a horrendous Mary-Sue? What if it were about real characters, 'real' life, growing up, and all the pesky things that go with it? Meet Ebony Five-Middle-Names Way, Reimagined.

A little drabble thingy in which Remus reflects on life in general.

Our lovely Marauders must describe themselves and each other with one word and one word only. Hilarity ensues. T for mild language.