"Jade, you spoke in Alternian, who is this blubbering idiot of a male human, and what is he doing at your hive?" / AU, minor Jade/Karkat, two-shot. Part of the Speech Tutor series.

"Yes, I can speak Alternian. And what you've been saying wasn't very nice!" / In which Karkat has an English speech tutor. AU, minor Jade/Karkat.