Harry was sitting in his room contemplating one night, then a firey explosion of an assassination attempt happened and killed him. Now Harry has one shot at staying on Earth and seeing his friends, will he flunk or pass?

The adventures of when Petunia is alone at home, including fighting off Death Eaters, the evil dust bunnies in the attic, and trying to convice the neighbors that she, her husband, her child, and their house are all completely normal. Tough job.

What if Harry had been so good, he manifested his darkness into a split personality? No longer a one shot.