Collection of one shots featuring the stories of Harry's first babysitters. Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…

We’re back! After intensive research I am now able to present The Marauder’s New Guide To Life! Packed full of rules and the stories behind them, but we never did get to the end…

A very silly oneshot in which Harry and his friends are random fruit and Hermione the albatross is hungry!

Part three of the Harry’s First series. Lily is worried about Harry’s new friend.

Sequel to Harry's First Word. Part two of the Harry’s First series. The REAL reason Snape hates Harry.

Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.

Two complete lunatics have escaped the asylum and are reeking havoc the world of Harry Potter, conveniently ignoring the sound of JK banging her head on a desk.

In which the Marauders tell Remus that they know about his jazz obsession and reveal their own. Lily is ignored and I’m as random as ever! Based on the film version of Lupin.

Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot. Oneshot