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  • Petunia Evans: Not Just an Antagonist

    By Rabid Lawn Gnome • Updated: 2 Mar 2019 • Published: 18 Feb 2007 • 2,648 words • 0 followers • Angst • Petunia D., Lily Evans P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    There's no such thing as 'just' an antagonist. Petunia Evans had a past too. There were no fireworks, so passions, no tradgedies or betrayals: welcome to the life of a normal person. R&R?

  • A Hufflepuff Tale

    By Rabid Lawn Gnome • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 21 Jun 2007 • 2,659 words • 0 followers • Humor • OC, Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    I'm not smart, I'm not brave, I'm not redheaded, ha ha, and I can't kill an ant in cold blood. So what am I? A Hufflepuff. That'll change. Yes, I know it has an OC, and OCs suck, but this time it was honestly neccessary.

  • Summer School is for Dweebs

    By Rabid Lawn Gnome • Updated: 27 Feb 2019 • Published: 20 Jan 2007 • 2 Chapters • 2,843 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Dudley D., Harry P. • Rating: K • In Progress

    Madlibb 'Harry' with 'Dweebs' and you'll have your answer.

  • The Hat Strikes Back

    By Rabid Lawn Gnome • Updated: 6 Feb 2007 • Published: 6 Feb 2007 • 1,115 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Woe is the docile hat. R&R and I'll be grateful as hell. Wholesome criticism welcome! Not like you'll give it... and I can't get over the fact that they don't have a character category for the Hat.

  • The Reunion

    By Rabid Lawn Gnome • Updated: 31 Dec 2006 • Published: 31 Dec 2006 • 3,297 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    A tale of your favourite class meeting up one sad, last time, because it's... wait for it ...Reunion time!

  • Hermione and The Great Love Pentagon

    By Rabid Lawn Gnome • Updated: 10 Aug 2005 • Published: 10 Aug 2005 • 812 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    When relationships go bad ... dumdumdummm