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  • Ten Things You Should Never Do

    By taintedtwistedtraumatized • Updated: 15 May 2006 • Published: 12 May 2006 • 2 Chapters • 5,942 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Sirius B., James P. • Rating: T • Completed

    James and Lily's wedding just made Sirius more miserable than he already is. So he decides to make mayhem! Here's ten things Sirius did that no one else should ever do! Fluffy, a little funny, COMPLETE!

  • Silver Blood

    By taintedtwistedtraumatized • Updated: 17 May 2004 • Published: 15 Apr 2004 • 9 Chapters • 15,102 words • 0 followers • Romance • Sirius B. • Rating: T • Completed

    Devoid of a memory on how she died, someone came back from the dead to find out – only to find that she didn’t die at all. Now she discovers that the love of her life Sirius Black is dead, her friends’ lives are in danger, and her worst fears came true.

  • On Flowers and Obscenities

    By taintedtwistedtraumatized • Updated: 24 Apr 2004 • Published: 24 Apr 2004 • 1,209 words • 0 followers • Humor • James P., Harry P. • Rating: K • Completed

    Officially Lily Evans' boyfriend James Potter muses on what he'll name their kid. The other Marauders just can't help but disagree. How Harry became Harry and not... Jasmine...

  • 12 days of New Year

    By taintedtwistedtraumatized • Updated: 31 Dec 2003 • Published: 31 Dec 2003 • 996 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • James P. • Rating: K • Completed

    Let's just say that lunch on the Great Hall will never be the same when James starts to sing a New Year song. Come on, kids, let's sing along!